Cathouse for Dogs

I reported last week on the impending marriage of a talking mynah bird in Toronto.

Well, if that bird were a dog and he lived in New York, he wouldn't have to get married, at least not for lack of sex. A new York entrepreneur named Joey SKaggs has announced the opening of "the Cashouse for Dogs," where, for $50, male dogs may copulate with one of the house's resident bitches. The bitches are treated with one drug to induce heat and another to prevent conception, "insuring that the dog's pleasure will be without fear of responsibility."

The dog's owner may witness the sexual act, which takes place in "a private cubicle," or sit things out. Skaggs says he expects to franchise the service to other cities soon.


© 1997 Joey Skaggs